Recent Movie Reviews


A Kickstarter Video A Kickstarter Video

Rated 5 / 5 stars

As a big fucking pile of money this offends me


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Swimmin with the Sharks Swimmin with the Sharks

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

lolwut

just lolwut



asdfmovie3 asdfmovie3

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I liked it

it was silly and random
kind of like the lazer collections


Recent Game Reviews


Slime Laboratory Slime Laboratory

Rated 3 / 5 stars

It's pretty difficult, but the style is original and I'm really diggin the music



Legend of JOHNNY Legend of JOHNNY

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

"Good concepts" won't unfreeze my screen

You really fucked this one up. The game is practically unplayable due to the massive control delays.



FlxAdventure FlxAdventure

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

It was like playing a bad Atari era adventure game

There was no music and no explanation on how the battle system worked. Not that you needed it though, because there were so many attack and defense up items that you could defeat a "boss" in a single hit. Yet at the same time you would be sloshing your way through a sea of regular enemies that still took at least 3 hits to kill. This game was tedium.

But I give credit for trying.